Random Ramblings of an Office Meme

"The show that shaped my life was Sex and the City. Don’t laugh—Samantha and I have more in common than you think. It shaped my whole college career."

"We should have a Rain Man Olympics for the office where we just guess the quantities of stuff."

"Any size pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself enough."

"I’m always looking for the right time to use ‘eunuch’ in a sentence."

"It was a children’s book, but for adults."

"I don’t read anything."

"Jack Kerouac. Pssh, I could do that. Just give me a thesaurus."

"Let’s start a Tumblr on high dogs…as in dogs who belong to potheads. Don’t you think they’re always ugly and lazy-looking?"

"I wish you could hear my thoughts right now."

"I’ve always wanted to date a black girl, so when people see us, they can call us “Ebony and Ivory."